Instantly acquire all the knowledge you need to pass as an expert in the world of football with Bluffer’s Guide to Football. Never again be found wanting when asked what Albert Camus said about the ?beautiful? game, why a rotation system is not to be confused with a revolving door management policy, and why an impressive collection of trophies is no way to describe the perma-tanned WAGs in the directors? box. Bask in the admiration of your fellow football lovers as you pronounce confidently on the merits of English ?pluck? over German ?efficiency?, and hold your own against the most insufferable of football know-it-alls. Above all, know how to avoid the game?s myriad clich?s, and never be tempted to say ?Football?s football; if that weren?t the case then it wouldn?t be the game that it is.